Don’t Count Your Chickens Before They Hatch

Once upon the Marshes of Moor, there lived a tribe of green greedy Froglodytes. These humanoid frog-like folk were famous for stealing gold, food, and precious microcurrency from anyone foolish enough to enter their bog. One night, one Knight encroached upon a croaking Froglodyte. With a flash of the Froglodyte’s fang-filled grin, the Knight fled from the Marshes of Moor—never …

Expect No Reward For Serving The Wicked

Once upon a rocky cliff, a gluttonous Dragon had been feasting too greedily, and a bone got stuck sideways in his throat. His claws were too short to get the bone out, and it was far too painful for him eat anything else… which is, of course, an awful hinderance for a hungry dragon. The Dragon could not let this …

Look Before You Leap

Once upon the Midnight Meadows, an unfortunate fox named Kitsune stumbled and fell into an open well. Although the well was not too deep, Kitsune’s paws were too wet and slippery to climb out. Kitsune began to sob, fearing for the worst, until he heard the hoof-steps of an approaching Satyr. The Satyr, who was terribly thirsty, peeked his head inside the well, …

Beggars Can’t Be Choosers

Once upon the Marshes of Moore, an Epic Dragon emerged from the murky lake. You probably already know this, but… if you can defeat an Epic Dragon, you will be rewarded with wondrous riches, rare armors, and like, 10,000 experience points. So, naturally, heroes of all classes began their quest to the Marshes of Moore. But this adventure was not …

Hope For The Best, But Prepare For The Worst

Once upon a little town, an Earth Mage was hard at work digging an underground cavern. All day long the Earth Mage would dig, dig, dig. The town’s Magi and Knights would laugh at him, for they would return home with Gold and Rare Items looted during their quests, while the Earth Mage returned with nothing other than dirty robes …

Do Not Give Up Friends For Foes

Once upon an Elven village, a group of Goblins lurked near the Fairy farms. But the ever-attentive Elves kept them all at a respectful distance while the Fairies fluttered in perfect safety. But now the Goblins thought of a plan to trick the Fairies. When a young Fairy fluttered too close to the farm’s edge, a small sly Goblin approached …

A Watched Pot Never Boils

Once upon an Apothecary, the Alchemist’s Apprentice had gathered an odd assortment of ingredients: 2 Bushels of Boma Bull Fur 3 Snake Knees a 200 year old Harpy Egg Sriracha and the juice of 1 Fizzle Frog. If crafted carefully and correctly, this brew was believed to buff endurance stats by 90 points! “This potion could easily sell for 100 …